- person: i can sing, dance, play the piano, flute, drums, omg i have so many friends and im so talented and popular
- me: i can stay on the computer for 20+ hrs
I just pulled an eyelash out that was 3/4 of an inch….. Alarming or impressive? That is the question.
PS: Yes, I measured it. I live a thrilling life.
i just want to lay down in a field of flowers and sleep for a few years